Top 10 Priest Jokes

Updated on 09 Jan 2009, Published on 05 Jan 2009

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A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel. The only hotel in the town has only one room available.
Priest: Sister, I don't think the Lord would have a problem, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. I'll sleep on the lounge and you have the bed.
Nun: I think that would be okay.
They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed place in the room. Ten minutes later...
Nun: Father, I'm terribly cold.
Priest: Okay, I'll get you a blanket. (He does)
Ten minutes later...
Nun: Father, I'm still terribly cold.
Priest: Okay Sister, I'll get you another blanket. (He does)
Ten minutes later...
Nun: Father, I'm still terribly cold. I don't think the Lord would mind if we act as man and wife just for this one night.
Priest: You're probably right...get up and get your own blanket.


There were these two priests who rode bikes to church every Sunday. Well one day one of the priests showed up to work without his bike. The other priest asked where his bike was so the first priest said, "I don't know, but I think it got stolen!"
The other priest said, "Well what you do is read off the Ten Commandments, and when you get to "Thou shall not steal" someone will confess to the crime."
The next time the two saw each other the priest had his bicycle back. "I see you got your bike back! Did you do what I said?" the one priest said.
The other said, "Well kind of, when I was reading the commandments and I got to Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery, I seemed to remember where I had left it."


A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's (old Priest) lap as he read her a bedtime Bible stories. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again. Finally she spoke up, "Grandpa, did God make you?" "Yes, sweetheart," he answered, "God made me a long time ago." "Oh," she paused, "Grandpa, did God make me too?" "Yes, indeed, honey," he said, "God made you just a little while ago." Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, "God's getting better at it, isn't he?"


A priest falls on hard times and is forced to sell his beloved horse. He explains to the new owner, "Remember now, you say, "God is Great" to go and "Amen" to stop." "Okay, I've got it!" the new owner says, and says, "Giddap" to no result. "Oh yeah, God is Great" he says, and the horse starts off. This is nice, but I'd like to go a bit faster, he says to himself, so he says, "God is Great" again, and goes a bit faster. This continues a few more times until he is running along very fast. There is a cliff ahead. "Stop, Whoa, Stop, Oh yeah, Amen!!!!!" The horse stops, this close (showing a half inch with fingers) to the edge of the cliff. The guy wipes his brow and sighs, "God is Great."


A Priest noticed a guy with really long and dirty hair trying to steal a car. The Father told him you should find some job and get a car with your own money instead of steal anything.
The boy said: Nobody gives me work because of my long hair! The priest advises him to cut his hair at which the boy replies "But Father...Jesus had long hair!"
To which the priest says, "Yeah, but Jesus walked everywhere and never stole a car."

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