Tomorrow is the only day in the year that appeals to a lazy man.
If you have a difficult task give it to a lazy man, he will find an easier way to do it.
Some people read because they are too lazy to think.
There are lazy minds as well as lazy bodies.
You can't teach people to be lazy - either they have it, or they don't.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
The lazier a man is, the more he plans to do tomorrow.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Offer the lazy an egg, and they'll want you to peel it for them.
There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.