Check out the Top 10 Bad Math Jokes and enjoy the humor in the jokes on mathematics. The bad math jokes are amusing enough to bring a smile on your face. So without taking much of your precious time, Top54u team brings to you some funny bad math jokes. We hope you would love some, if not all of them. Tell us which bad math joke just made you laugh out loud!
1. MATH TEST
Our grandfather used to tell me this joke. During his childhood days, the class was having their math test. His classmate asks another boy, "Hey Can you help me? What is five times four?"
His classmate after a few seconds replies: "Nineteen."
"Are you sure?"
The other student after another few seconds replies: "You're right. It's closer to twenty - twenty point two, to be precise."
2. CHOOSE ONE
The math teacher asks his students: "What is 9 times 7?"
He gets several answers - all are either 62 or 65.
"Come on - the correct answer can either be 62 or 65!"
A little boy comes home from school and tells his father, "Dad I got an F in math today."
His father replies, "What happened?"
The boy says, "Well, my teacher asked me, 'What's 4 times 5', and I said 20."
The father replies, "Well, that's correct."
The boy says, "I know. Then she asked me, ‘What is 5 times 4?"
The father then replies, "You idiot don't you know the difference?"
The boy says, "That's what I said!"
4. JUDGING A BLONDE
A group of blondes were willing to prove that not all blondes were dumb. They established a judges panel of people to ask the questions. On the day of the judging the people started off by asking, "What is 49 + 2?"The first blonde contestant responded by saying, "47?" The rest of the blondes said, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!" Then they asked, "What is 30 - 5?" The blonde responded, "20, right?" Once again the rest of the contestants screamed, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!" The judges decided to go easier on her and asked, "What is 1 + 1?" "Is it 2?" said the blonde. The rest of the blondes said, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Billy: "It's 42!"
Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Billy: "It's 24!"
Why was six afraid of seven?
"Because 7 8 10." [Seven eight (ate) Ten]
7. A FACT
"Do you know that 7 out of every 5 people have a problem with fractions?"
8. CRAZY MATH TEACHER
Little Johnny: "Mom I think my math teacher is crazy."
Mother: "Why, what happened?"
Johnny: "Yesterday she told us that 5+5 is ten; today she is telling us that ten is 6+4."
9. GOOD JOKE
Calculate 91234567875330 + 6542933498612314465190 x 138675769595120657579 ÷ 75298732198782651? "
10. LIFE IS ALL MATH!
One gorgeous young businesswoman to her mother: My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.
Mother: I used to think like you but after marriage my life became a bad math joke!
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