Check out some funny jokes about short people and have a good laugh. The jokes are short and sweet as well as hilarious enough to make you laugh out loud. So without taking much of your precious time, Top54u team presents you some short jokes on short people in an attempt to bring a smile on your beautiful face. Do let us know which joke you liked the most!
A tall guy walks past a hotel room and notices a short man standing outside the room, looking in the key hole and saying "12....12....12...12". The short man repeats this act three-four times. The man pushed the short man aside, bent over and looked through the key hole but sees nothing. The short man glanced at the tall man and with a smile starts saying, "13...13...13....13"
2. A SAD STORY
A short person gets over emotional watching a movie and committed suicide. The name of the movie was "honey I shrunk the kids!
3. SHORT MOMMA
"Yo momma is so short that she get bust in mouth while dancing with your dad."
4. SHORT MAN IN THE LIFT
A short man lived in the 10th floor and when he needed to get to the 10th floor from the bottom he has to stop at the 7th floor and has to climb to the 10th floor by stairs why?
Because he was too short to reach the #10 button in the elevator!
5. YOU ARE SO SHORT
"You are so short that you make me wonder whether you work at the piggy bank!"
6. HIGH FIVE
"Never ask for the ‘High Five' from a short person, you can ask for a ‘Low Five'!
7. TURNER BROWN
A very short man gets on an elevator and somehow pushes the button to go up, just before the door closes, a hand comes through and opens the door. In steps a very large black man. The short man stares and says "You're the biggest man I have ever seen." The man nods his head, and replies "I'm 6-10, weigh 286 lbs., and I repair fax machine, I'm Turner Brown." The short man faints! After coming too, the short man asks the man to repeat himself. So he does, "I said I'm 6-10, weigh 286 lbs., I repair fax machines, my name is Turner Brown." The short man looked relieved and started laughing. "For a minute there, I thought you said ‘I am a sex machine, Turn Around'."
8. LICENSE OF A SHORT MAN
You are so short that we can see your feet on your license."
9. SHORT MOMMA'S BEST FRIEND
"Yo momma's so short, her best friend is an ant."
10. SHORT MAN KNOCKING
I am Short!
Too short to reach the damn door bell!"
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